I have decided to RETIRE and live off my savings...
Though I'm not sure what I will use the second week...
Do you realize people are prisoners to their phones?
That's why they are called CELL PHONES
I could not find a frozen chicken big enough for my family dinner. I asked the young man behind the butcher counter if these chickens got any larger?
He replied, "I'm afraid not, they are all dead."
I just finished a 14 day diet plan... in 6 hours and 32 minutes!