The gingerbread man fell while walking down a steep path and scraped his knees.

He was taken to the cookie doctor who asked, "Have you tried ICING it?"

Once over the hill, I started to pick up speed!

A three year old, WIDE EYED, little girl, was on the phone, "I KID YOU NOT! This guy in a white dress or robe tries to drown me! He puts me under water and my family just stood there taking pictures."

True hospitality is making your guests feel like they ARE at home...

... all the while you really wish they WERE at home!