Dad rarely dresses up, so when he left the bedroom decked out in a suit and tie, he wanted to commemorate the moment.
Handing me his camera, he asked, “Mind taking a selfie of me?”
Even with a thousand games, dolls and crafts to choose from, my customer at the toy store still couldn’t find a thing for her grandson.
"Maybe a video or something educational?" I asked.
"No, that’s not it," she said.
We wandered the aisles until something caught her eye, a laser gun with flashing lights and 15 different high-pitched sounds.
"This is perfect," she said, beaming. "My daughter-in-law will hate it."
At a meeting, the corporate manager told a joke. Everyone on the team laughed except one guy.
The manager asked him, "Didn’t you understand my joke?"
The guy replied, "Oh I understood it, but I resigned yesterday."
If athletes get athlete’s foot...
Then do astronauts get mistletoe?