My wife shot me with the nail gun today...
She must think I’m a stud!
There's a Labrador by my front door shouting 'Buy!' and 'Sell!' into a mobile phone...
I'm sick of dogs doing their business outside my house.
The swordfish has few predators in the wild.
Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.
I went to an outdoor restaurant earlier, and it started to rain...
Took me 3 hours to finish my soup!