When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you are eating a watermelon.
Can you name the favorite game of horses?
Stable tennis!
Friend 1: "Hey, how did you hurt your head?"
Friend 2: "Have you seen that electric pole which is exactly next to the school gate?"
Friend 1: "Yes."
Friend 2: "Yeah well, I didn't see it."
Mother: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?"
Son: "Well, you said that the money was for lunch!"