Today I came across my old password...

Who was walking down the streets with her husband and her baby.

Boy to boy: 1 minute
Boy to dad: 30 seconds

Boy to mom: 2 minutes
Boy to girl: 1 hour

Girl to girl: 2 hours
Girl to boy: 1 Missed call

Husband to wife: 15 seconds
Wife to husband: 15 missed calls

My friend: "I work at Google!"

Me: "That's great, I google at work."

Photographer: "Now say cheese!!!"

Dumb Girl: "Actually, I am dieting, so can I say oats or something that's a little healthier?"