"Why did you name your pig Ink?"
"Because it kept running out of the pen."
Wife: "I lost my keys again."
Husband: "It's in your jeans."
Wife: "Don't drag my family into this!"
Dentist: "How did you lose your three teeth?"
Patient: "My wife prepared the pancakes and they were very hard to eat."
Dentist: "Then you could have refused to eat them."
Patient: "I did refused to eat them. Hence, I lost my three teeth."