Teacher: "Why are you praying in class little Johnny?”
Little Johnny: “My mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep."
I read somewhere that it takes a village to raise a child...
Where is this village and is there a number you can call?
When I was younger, my dad found out I had an imaginary girlfriend.
He said, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks dad, that means a lot," I replied.
He said, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Father is giving his son some life advice.
Father: “If you want to be a good man, you must be honest and cautious in life.”
Son: “And what does that mean?”
Father: “You must fulfill everything you’ve promised.”
Son: “And cautious?”
Father: “Never make any promises.”