Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion...
They said he'll be given a tough sentence!
“A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie?”
“Gladiator?”
“No, I really miss her.”
How do you get the farmer’s daughter to fall in love with you?
A tractor.
"What are you going to do this weekend?"
“I’m going to buy glasses.”
“And then what?”
“Then I’ll see.”