A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank..
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"
In laughter the 'L' comes first...
The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it.
I went to the doctor the other day and complained about my sore feet.
He said: “Gout!”
I said: “But I’ve only just walked in!”
People call me self-centered...
But that’s enough about them.