I was in the supermarket the other day when this guy threw a block of Cheddar at me.
Outraged, I shouted: “Well that’s not very mature, is it?!”
If I had $1 every time someone over 40 told me my generation was the problem...
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined!
A new mummy has just been discovered in Egypt! It was found covered in chocolate and nuts.
They believe he was called Pharaoh Rocher!