A pun walks into a room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
My wife was upset when she told me she had failed her driving test.
I said, "Oh no, what did they pull you up on?"
My wife replied, "A rope. The car's still in the canal."
There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel...
It's a sound investment.
Dad: "What are you drinking, son?"
Son: "Soy milk."
Dad: "Hola milk, ¡soy padre!"