I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry...
He had selfie steam issues.
What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
They’re, there, their.
I've never been married...
... but I've had a few near Mrs.!!!
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?
"Don’t mind him, he’s just a product of our times."