My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes.
I asked her, "What should I do to stop my addiction?"
She said, "Hey, whatever means necessary."
"No, no it doesn't," I said.
I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X.
I don’t know why.
My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.
I had some pretty big shoes to fill.
Dad to his son: “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?!”
Son: “Go on, then.”
Dad growls: “NOOOOO, NOT THE KRYPTONITE!”
Son: “Dad, that’s Superman!”
Dad: “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”