Why isn't holy water used in vaccines?

Because you can't take the lord's name in vein.

What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called?

"Fast 10... Your Seat Belts!"

The first rule of passive aggressive club is...

You know what, nevermind. It’s fine.