Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What happens when you give a Ford Fiesta Ritalin?
It turns into a Ford Focus.
I asked my doctor today how long he thought this COVID thing will last...
He said, “How should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.”
My kids are like inmates at a jail...
They eat for free, they claim they are innocent, and they don’t like the warden.