At the Doctor's Clinic...

Patient: Ooh! Doctor, when will this stomach ache go?

Doctor: Don't worry, Just follow this prescription and you will get quick relief.

As the patient stepped out into the waiting room of the clinic, a gust of wind blew the prescription out of the first-floor window.

Patient: Hey! Wait!

Next Day...

Doctor: How did you hurt yourself?

Patient: Doctor, didn't you tell me to follow the prescription?

Doctor: That's right, I did.

Patient: The prescription flew out of the window, so I followed it.

When my teenage son worked part time in a hardware store, a man came in to buy hooks for hanging plants. But there were only two hooks left in the gold color that he needed.

My son, trying to be helpful, suggested, "Could you maybe use the silver or the white instead? "

The customer scrutinized him and said, "You're not married, are you?"

Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

Our family took shelter in the basement after hearing a tornado warning. My husband told everyone to stay put while he got his cell phone out of the car, in case the lines went dead.

He didn't return for the longest time, so I went looking for him. I was upstairs calling his name, when I heard our phone machine click on.

"Hi," a voice said. "This is Dad. I'm locked out of the house."