My husband was building shelves in our bedroom and, intending to continue his work the next day, left some tools on my dresser, including a hammer, screwdriver, and chisel.

The following morning, while I was in front of the dresser combing my hair, my teenage daughter walked in.

"Hi, Mom," she said, taking a look at the dresser. "Fixing your face?"

Where are average things manufactured?

At Satisfactory.

Dentist warns his patient: “This might be a bit painful.”

Patient: “That’s okay, I can handle it.”

Dentist: (sighs) "I'm sleeping with your girlfriend.”