A naked man runs into a tailor's shop.
The tailor says, "You can't be in here with no clothes on!"
The man says, "Come on mister, cut me some slacks?"
8am: Too tired to think.
Noon: Too tired to think.
5pm: Too tired to think.
Midnight: How do dragons blow out candles?
93% of dog owners are convinced their dogs can smile.
The 7% who don't are afraid if they do smile, they may need braces.
I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies...
My therapist suggested I need an outlet.