I just want you to know that if I win the Powerball tonight, it won't change me.
It will change my phone number, my email address, my mailing address...
7/11 isn't giving out free slurpees this year!
Instead of offering free slurpees, they will be offering discounted gas at a price of $7.11 a gallon.
Things You Say After 50:
Where the #$%# is my phone?
How did I get that bruise?
How do they expect you to read that small print?
Where'd I put my glasses?
I don't care if it doesn't look fashionable, it's comfortable!
Who the heck is calling at 9pm?
My daughter was doing her homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo.
I, proudly and confidently, told her that he was just a poor boy from a poor family.