There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently.
The government is still looking for the hacker.
I think they ran some where.
An emergency call: "Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!"
Operator: "Where?"
Caller: "No, a regular one!"
My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31