cross the road jokes

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get the chicken newspaper.

You get it?

I don't get it either. I get The Daily Herald.

Why did the ostrich cross the desert?

To stick his head in the sand!

Why was the chicken scared to cross the road?

Because there was a KFC on the other side....