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Favorite this joke In the news these days are how we are so afraid of Artificial Intelligence.
As I see it, there is a war between AI and NS.
Do not be afraid, or be very afraid, because there is no way Artificial Intelligence will ever defeat Natural Stupidity!
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’...
And then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
USA Today: We're Dead
The Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets As World Ends
Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple Loses Market Share
Sports Illustrated: Game Over
Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour
Readers Digest: Bye
Discover Magazine: How Will The Extinction Of All Life As We Know It Affect The Way We View The Cosmos?
Tv Guide: Death And Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!
Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 lbs By Judgment Day With Our New "Armageddon" Diet!
Inc. Magazine: Ten Ways You Can Profit From The Apocalypse
You know it's just too hot when...
1. Fireflies are asking you to put them out.
2. Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
3. Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
4. Your sweatpants are sweating and you're not even wearing them!
5. The thermometer resigned.
6. The National Weather Service says its too hot to declare a heat advisory.
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