Latest Jokes

Did you know that camel cigarettes are mentioned in the Bible?

Genesis 24:64 (KJV)

And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
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Honda cars are also in the Bible! They’re so quiet, they’re good for praying in.

Acts 1:14 (KJV)

These all continued with one accord in prayer and supplication, with the women, and Mary the mother of Jesus, and with his brethren.

First Assistant: "So what dimensions do the doors, hinges, walls, and locks need to be so that everything fits?"

Person who invented the first public bathroom stall: "Ah, don't worry about that. Can't stress enough how unimportant that part is."

I went to the zoo.

There was only ONE exhibit in the entire zoo.

It was a Shih Tzu.

I live on a dead end street.

It is electrically deficient.

There are no outlets!