Latest Jokes

How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful?

You move from Chicago to Seattle and you still have the same mailman.

What is the definition of a bachelor?

A man who doesn't have to leave the party just as he's beginning to enjoy himself.

Customer: "I’m looking for something cheap but high quality."

Salesperson: "You’re in luck! This pen writes just like a $100 pen."

Customer: "How much is it?"

Salesperson: "$99.99."

Salesperson: "This is your lucky day! We have a special offer: Buy one, get one free!"

Customer: "No thanks. I don't need two."

Salesperson: "Then give the free one to a friend!"

Customer: "I don't have any friends."

Salesperson: "Then make one with the free item!"