entertainment jokes

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.

The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.

The second guy wishes the same.

The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Where would Voldemort go if he played the saxophone?

Jazzkaban.

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.

First Blonde:
I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!

Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!