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Lead Astray
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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

Never mind, this joke is pointless.

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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Go Nuts
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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

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'The Knock'
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Knock, Knock! {It's very hard & loud}

Who is it?

Op!

Who the heck is Op? Sorry, but I don't know of anyone by that name now go away!

Hey! It's Opportunity, and I only knock but once you fool!

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posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
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It's Cargo
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Knock-knock..

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Car go beep beep!

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posted by "alexander" |