one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Generally, a person has two reasons for doing something...

One reason that sounds good, and then one reason that is the real one.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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If a person is very adept at telling falsehoods about the money he owes, does that mean he's really good at telling us his LIE-abilities?

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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MARRIAGE is a fancy word for adoption of an overgrown MAN-CHILD that can't take care of himself.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Once over the hill, I started to pick up speed!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |