If a man is in the forest, talking to himself, with no woman around is he still wrong?
“Sir, there’s a debt collector in the outer office.”
“Tell him he can take that pile on my desk”
“How long will be the next bus be, Officer?”
“About eight yards, sir.”
Customer: This loaf is lovely and warm!
Baker: So it should be ma’am. The cat’s been sitting on it all morning!