one liner jokes

Words that mean what they sound like...

Counterfeiters: workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Teacher: "How do you keep your old car running better?"

Student: "Check the prices of a new car regularly."

Did you hear about Steve Harvey and his wife getting into an argument?

It was a Family Feud!

Exercise works best first thing in the morning...

Before your brain figures out what you're doing.