one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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They say we learn from our mistakes.

That's why I'm deliberately making as many as possible.

Soon I'll be a genius!

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Why are there always more last minute details to attend to than there are actual last minutes???

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Does Time pass? Yes, it does.

How else can you explain the credit card bills?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Death and taxes are inevitable...

But at least death doesn't get worse every year!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |