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Crushed Grapes
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What happened when the grape was crushed?

It let out a little wine...

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Knockwurst
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Sign on entrance door to delicatessen:

KNOCKWURST BEFORE ENTERING!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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On the Toadstool
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Why didn’t the frog sit on the toadstool?

Because there wasn’t mushroom.

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In The News
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Newspaper Ad:

"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |