puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
3 votes

A load of irons were stolen from a launderette...

Police want to do a press conference.

3 votes

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posted by "fraseyboy1" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

How do you get the farmer’s daughter to fall in love with you?

A tractor.

3 votes

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you...

Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

5 votes

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?

Because today they got into a fight and 2021...

9 votes

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |