salespeople jokes

A man walked into a game and toy store looking for a challenging board puzzle so he asked the clerk for just such a puzzle. The clerk replied, "Well sir, it depends on what you consider to be challenging?"

The man replied, "What do you mean it depends on me, I didn't make the puzzle so how am I supposed to know if it's challenging? Don't you know your products young man?"

The clerk replied, "Well sir, it tells you on the box how complex the puzzle is. Lets see here, oh yes, this one should be perfect. Right here on the front of the box it says it takes 3-4 ages to complete."

Don’t get upset if I ask you where something is in Target when you choose to wear a red shirt and khakis to shop.

I sell ammunition. My motto is, "ALWAYS leave them wanting more!"

A man walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier ask him if he wants a bag.

He replies, "No, she's not that ugly."