sport jokes

“Hey, you!” yelled the ranger to the small child. “Can’t you read that sign?
No fishing in this river.”
“I’m not fishing,” came the perky reply. “I’m teaching my worm how to swim!”

Q: Why did your mom bring a spoon to the super-bowl?
A: She wanted to eat it all!!

Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: Every time they see a bikini they suck their belly in

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day.
It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.