work jokes

One of my first jobs was cleaning windows...

Windows on envelopes that is!

I use to work in a calendar factory.

The management fired me after 1 day.

All I did was take one day off.

At work, one co-worker says to another, "Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly?"

"Of course, what is it?"

"Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you."

Interviewer: So what do you have planned for the future?

Me: Lunch

Interviewer: No, I mean long term.

Me: Oh... Dinner.