Best Jokes

An inebriated man and his drunken friend were sitting at a bar.
“Do you know what time it is?” Asked the drunk.
“Sure,” said the man
“Thanks,” said the drunk.

There are more important things than money, but they won’t date you if you don’t have any

A man who says he’ll go through anything for a woman usually has her bank account in mind.

Many a young man is looking for an older woman with a strong will – made out to him