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A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning. Her husband replied Well, lots of dogs can do that. The wife responded, But we've never subscribed to any papers!!!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Victor" |
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A boy always asks for 50 cents from his mother. So his mother questioned the boy on why he kept asking for 50 cents. The boy replied that his friend told him that if you eat 50 cents worth of peanuts a day you would become smarter. Quickly his mother gave him $5. The boy asks “Why $5”, and the mother replied, “Buy 50 cents of peanut for yourself and buy peanuts for your father with the balance.” 

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posted by "Sutha" |
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A horse walked into a bar. The barman says, "Why the long face?"

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posted by "Jennifer Hunt" |
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Three men walked in to a bar. You think one of them would have seen it!

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posted by "Jennifer Hunt" |