Best Jokes

3 votes

Interviewer: What drives you?

Candidate: The bus mostly.

Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?

Candidate: Missing the bus!

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Jammy" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

"Latte" is French...

French for “you paid way too much money for coffee!”

3 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$15.00 won 3 votes

Someone broke into my garage last night and took a bunch of stuff, including my limbo stick!

Seriously, how low can you go?

3 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

Why do Dasher and Dancer enjoy coffee so much?

Because they're Santa's star bucks!

3 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Leon T. Myers" |