Latest Jokes

A software expert claims: “My software never has bugs -- it just develops random features.”

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.

A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear.

He says, “Doctor, what is wrong with me?"

The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.”

Do you know why Noah didn’t fish very often?
He only had two worms.