You don't have to be at a desk but you must be
sitting.
While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with
your right foot.
While doing this, draw the number " 6 " in the air
with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction.
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
"Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position.
The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.
He takes the photo, and nods. "I didn't realize you had a prescription!"
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.