A perfectionist walks into a bar.
Apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough for him.
When you look in the mirror, it reflects...
Don't you ever wonder when it 'flected' the first time?
I live across the street from a crematorium.
What I want to know is, why do they have a delivery truck drop off marshmallows every morning?
Of all my wife's relatives, the only ones I can stand to be around are her in-laws.