"Quick! Call a tree surgeon!"
"Why?"
"My maple tree is bleeding!"
"That's not blood, that's sap."
"What's sap?"
"Nothing. What's sap with you?"
How does a firefly feel when it loses its glow?
De-lighted!
I went to a funeral yesterday where a vigil was held over the dearly departed while a document was read so everyone could find out who was left what.
That tells me, where there's a will, there's a wake.
To stop King Kong's rampage, the U.S. Army got their top strategists together and came up with a terrific plan.
They built a massive catapult engine, loaded a 1966 Volkswagen in it, and hurled the vehicle directly at the side of the giant ape's head.
In other words, they put a bug in his ear.