One toy says to another: "My life is spiraling out of control!"
"What do you expect? You're a TOP!"
The Invisible Man, Dracula, and the Wolfman were all applying for a job. Which one got hired?
Certainly not Dracula, he can only work nights.
Not the Wolfman, severe grooming problem.
Needless to say, the Invisible Man was hired, sight unseen!
A window, a toilet bowl and a colander (strainer) were arrested for some serious crimes and were brought to police headquarters for interrogation. After the detective was through with his questioning, he was met outside by the news media.
"We hear that they all had alibi's," asked one of the reporters. "Why didn't you believe the window's story?"
"I saw right through it!"
"What about the toilet bowl?"
"His alibi stunk!"
"And the story the colander gave you?"
"It was full of holes!"
If I don't participate in a boycott because I don't believe in boycotts, am I then actually boycotting a boycott?