Yo Momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.