Sometimes I feel like my life is a movie.
I can’t complain, it’s a wonderful life.
Besides I’m still here, it’s not like I’m gone with the wind.
My friends tiny Pomapoo named Victory always goes after my shoe laces when I sit on her sofa.
You might say I’m forced to snatch de' feet from the jaws of victory.
I adopted a 9 month old female Chihuahua; after a two week struggle for dominance she won leaving me somewhat perplexed.
After going over the training events step by step an epiphany graced me with a large dose of reality.
“If one wishes to train a dog he must first be smarter than the dog.”
While in international waters, a commercial fishing boat was taking on water. The Captain got on the radio, “May Day, May Day!”
In a few moments he heard a crackling response on his radio from another fishing boat, “June Day, June Day.” Then yet another fishing boat responded, “July Day, July Day.”
The First Mate said, “Captain, what do all these responses mean in international code?"
The Captain replied, “It means man the life boats.”