What type of person finds it humorous to shower while wearing a raincoat?
Apparently someone with a dry sense of humor!
I'm beginning to think that package instructions are only meant to be read by scientist.
The print is so small you need an electron microscope to read it and who has one of those...
Scientist of course!
Have you ever noticed that sibling toddlers converse with one another in what I call their 'mother tongue'. They can understand one another, and only they can understand one another.
If you were one of these siblings and wish to revisit your mother tongue, take it from me, about ten shots of tequila ought to do it.
I have a new application for my smart phone where a cartoon face appears as it verbalizes answers to questions I ask of it.
I love asking it things, but I sure wish it wouldn't sigh, roll it's eyes, and say "OMG" before it answers!