Interviewer: "How well do you work with Powerpoint?"
Applicant: "I Excel at it."
Interviewer: "Was that a computer joke?"
Applicant: "Word."
Two men were having a conservation about their grandfathers.
One man says, "I was very upset when my grandpa died."
The other man asks him, "How'd he die?"
The first man responds by saying, "World War II."
The other man questions him further. "Died in battle?"
"No he was skiing in Vermont. It was just during World War II."
One day a woman brings her daughter to the doctor's office to get her checked out.
After the checkup, the doctor tells the mother that her daughter is pregnant.
The mother exclaims, "I'll have you know that my daughter is very classy and is still a virgin!"
The doctor immediately looks out the window.
The mother angrily screams, "What are you doing?!"
The doctor says, "Last time this happened, three men rode up that hill."