I named my son Driew, instead of Drew.
It’s only weird if you say it backwards.
After a coworker had finished his English lecture and his class had filed out, a tenth grader stayed behind to confront him.
“I don’t appreciate being singled out,” he told his teacher.
The teacher was confused. “What do you mean?”
“I don’t know what the ‘oxy’ part means, but I know what a ‘moron’ is, and you looked straight at me when you said it.”
Teacher: "What is a nitrate?"
Little Johnny: "I'm not sure, but it's NOT cheaper than a day rate!"
Teacher: What is the lowest frequency noise that a human can register?
Little Johnny: A mouse.
Teacher: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?
Little Johnny: Mariah Carey.