Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
One turns to the other and says, “I think that we got the joke wrong.”
After five long years, I’ve come up with the best clock joke ever…
…it’s about time!
Shipwreck Diary...
Day 1: Alone, doing well. Mentally Sound. Met a crab.
Day 2: I have married the crab.
Day 3: I have eaten my wife.
If I eat healthy today, then I can have one piece of candy as a reward.
If I eat unhealthy, I can have the whole bag.